You know the commpass Jack Sparrow has? The one that just points at whatever you want? Thas pretty much my moral compass.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
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