It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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