Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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