I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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