Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
Go to the bar. Find a girl. Ask if she can cook. Tell her you have a guitar at home. Ask her if she wants to see it. Bring her home. Sleep with her. Tell her it's your birthday in the morning. Enjoy your made with lust breakfast.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
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