My underwear smells like fireworks.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
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