Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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