i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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