smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
i think im in europe. pls send help
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
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