Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I think i peed on brittanys purse
Did you put 9lbs of birdseed all over my car?
You weighed it?
I've blown a few things in my day
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
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