True but thats because hes a fetus.
3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
whose ass print is on the piano?
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
BILL GATES DONALD TRUMP LET ME IN NOW
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
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