Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
I totally just used John Mayer's lyrics to get laid.
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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