she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
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