Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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