Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
True college students do jello shots in the library
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