Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
Some clips from last night: grinded like I haven't since college. Took shots with a bartender with a bad ass mustache. Made up a string of lies with fake names and occupations. Slept behind the couch with pizza in my hand
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Randomize
