Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
I am not drunk. I will recite the pledge.
I don't want you to recite the pledge!
Pledge alligien to america to united states of america
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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