she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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