It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
The morning after your company Xmas party and that moment you're eating a block of cheese in bed wearing a sequin blazer and recalling all the details of your one night stand with a coworker who happened to start that day...fuck.
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
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