What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
Randomize
