If you die in college, do you die in real life?
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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