She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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