But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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