Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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