But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
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