We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
The air was thick with penises
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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