I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
I told two kids in their homecoming outfits to use a condom because of Ebola. I may have saved a life last night
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
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