Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
Ladies, if you have recieved this text then you are one of the lucky few friends I have decided to make this proposal to. As you all know, my boyfriend's birthday is in two weeks and I have finally decided on the perfect present. Surprise threesome. Now, there can only be one, this isn't an orgy you know, so I will be rating the ideal candidates on bra size and sluttyness. Experiance will count, references if available. Inbox me your credentials so we can come to a...Satisfying agreement.
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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