...so i touched it.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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