I heard we made out
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
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