What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
We smell like vodka and hangover
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