I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
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