plz talk dirty to me
Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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