I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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