went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
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