I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
Sitting in airport bathroom. Guy walks into toilet next to me and announces "I want to apologize to the entire airport for what I'm about to do"
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
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