no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
Randomize
