is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
this will be a night to untag.
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
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