Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize