Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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