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remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
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