Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
They put me in charge of something. Why the fuck would you look at me and put me in charge of something while i'm double fisting peach mimosas at a baby shower
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
I wish there was a tumbleweed emoji. Because that would describe my vagina.
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