I feel like I'm in dance class right now
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
I just googled if crying burns calories
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
God, you're amazing. I just want to hang out with you in the nude and watch Monty Python movies whilst we quip about how comedians just aren't as funny anymore.
Credit for originality. Points off for a mild to moderate creepy factor.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
Randomize
