I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
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