Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
Yeah, I'm pretty glad I chose you to have drunken, sloppy birthday sex with.
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
We smell like vodka and hangover
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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