Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
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