Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
Randomize
