i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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