What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
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