sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
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go home
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
Randomize
